I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
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Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
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As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
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"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
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She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
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"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
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"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
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Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated,
"I'm sure my wife won't like this."
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We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
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"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while.
She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
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"Still In The Ditch, I Guess."
