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mkramer1121 · « **on:** January 18, 2007, 05:01:21 PM »

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls???

Sparky!!!

nickjtc · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:56:31 PM »

.... a sohc 750 owner who says his bike will do 125mph?

Very brave, or a teller of porkie pies.

But seriously, though....

What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

Nick

750goes · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2007, 07:06:06 PM »

You can call the dog anything you like he won't come to you....

in fact I thought he was just bumming around.....

nick I have a beard...do not get your joke at all

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2007, 01:17:29 AM »

as in I "nicked" myself or just a stupid play on words saying your name is nick

Rushoid · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2007, 07:18:06 AM »

I don't think he was serious, Richard.

750goes, I don't have a bum. I don't get your joke.

nickjtc · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:53:42 AM »

You can call me anything you like, as long as you don't call me cheap, or late for dinner.

750goes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2007, 02:11:46 PM »

Nick - sorry man - I didn't know you shaved......

Rushoid --oh to be legless - I think I was last night....for a few hours anyway

Dick this is the humour section - get with it dude.......I sometimes have my doubts about your ability to hold a conversation. even with yourself...

DammitDan · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2007, 02:44:09 PM »

Everyone knows ole' snippy does it to get post count!

He's kinda like the anti-TT

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2007, 03:15:56 AM »

your mothers

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:04:46 AM »

Let's get off of mother's 'cause I just got off of yours!

aptech77 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:49:13 AM »

What do you call a woman with one wooden leg..........

Eileen

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:47:58 AM »

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:48:27 AM »

Arg Matey

736cc · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2007, 02:45:42 PM »

whaddya call a guy w/ no legs in a pool?

Bob.

kach_me · « **Reply #14 on:** January 26, 2007, 04:00:08 PM »

How about a quadraplegic (sp?) laying in the dirt?

Claude

Jinxracing · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:05:20 PM »

Can't believe I'm contributing to this...

A quadriplegic Irishman on your back porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Rushoid · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:47:27 AM »

A quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?
Russell.

On your front porch?
Matt.

On the wall?
Art.

Under your car?
Jack.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:23:09 PM »

I can`t hold it in......
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Patty!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Frank!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill!

mjdurham · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2007, 03:22:54 PM »

What do you call a blind deer?

-no i deer

What do you call a quadriplegic blind deer?

-Still no i deer

DammitDan · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:48:18 PM »

Quote from: mjdurham on January 31, 2007, 03:22:54 PM

What do you call a quadriplegic blind deer?

-Still no i deer

Bwhahahaha!

gregwaits · « **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:05:46 AM »

What do you call....

a leper in a hot tub?

Stu

a German man with no arms and legs who is lying underneath your car?

Axel

a man with no arms and legs who you pull behind your boat?

Skip

thrownchain · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:52:08 AM »

Where does a girl with only one leg work??

I hop.

gregwaits · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:16:19 AM »

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the gas.

Why did the leper get pulled from the baseball game?

He threw his arm out.

nickjtc · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:07:59 AM »

Actually, it's the epileptic lying in the pile of leaves who is named Russell.

What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?

A Chinese prostitute.

Sorry, wrong thread.

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