I'm to impressed to make fun of this
This one reminds me...one summer we had 3 massive hailstorms in the Denver Metro, and for months there were dark-of-night "roofers" all over this area in pickup trucks, usually with ...umm..."south American"...license plates, no tailgate nor usually any brakes, and loose tools, shingles, and [open] boxes of roofing nails aboard. One fine August afternoon during rush hour, one such pickup dropped 2 open boxes of those nails onto the only interstate that runs north-south thru the city.
The rush hour traffic jam didn't clear up until AFTER the 10 PM news...