Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 106222 times)

Don R · « **Reply #100 on:** September 15, 2020, 03:51:28 PM »

me too.

Don R · « **Reply #101 on:** September 15, 2020, 03:55:06 PM »

What are you doing with that pen and paper?

Writing a letter to my brother,

But he can't read,

That's OK, I don't know how to write either.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #102 on:** September 15, 2020, 08:07:41 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #103 on:** September 15, 2020, 10:03:21 PM »

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

trueblue · « **Reply #104 on:** September 15, 2020, 10:42:55 PM »

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

(Say out loud fast)

Who’d ya nick a bollock off.

70CB750 · « **Reply #105 on:** September 16, 2020, 03:34:57 AM »

Three men walked in to a bar.

You think one of them would have seen it!

RAFster122s · « **Reply #106 on:** September 16, 2020, 07:25:14 AM »

Steve F · « **Reply #107 on:** September 16, 2020, 03:45:37 PM »

Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The Clock struck One,
The rest got away.......

Steve F · « **Reply #108 on:** September 16, 2020, 03:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Don R on September 15, 2020, 03:46:06 PM

What do you call a girl with one short leg? Ilean.

What do you call an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene

70CB750 · « **Reply #109 on:** September 16, 2020, 04:27:32 PM »

When geese fly in a V formation, one side is longer than the other. Do you know why?

There is one more goose on that side.

gpzkat · « **Reply #110 on:** September 16, 2020, 10:34:39 PM »

Saw this on my monthly gander at FB, got a chuckle. Too lazy to transcribe. Maybe it's an old one.

70CB750 · « **Reply #111 on:** September 20, 2020, 05:06:24 PM »

After twenty five years of marriage I finally found the G Spot. My wife's sister had it

bear · « **Reply #112 on:** September 20, 2020, 05:39:49 PM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on September 20, 2020, 05:06:24 PM

After twenty five years of marriage I finally found the G Spot. My wife's sister had it

So.....you took the alternate root?

spotty · « **Reply #113 on:** September 21, 2020, 04:00:31 AM »

Quote from: bear on September 20, 2020, 05:39:49 PM

Quote from: 70CB750 on September 20, 2020, 05:06:24 PM
After twenty five years of marriage I finally found the G Spot. My wife's sister had it

So.....you took the alternate root?

there are many differences between american english and australian english and 'root' is most definetley one of them

dave500 · « **Reply #114 on:** September 21, 2020, 01:51:03 PM »

im rootin for ya spotty,boy am i ever puffed out!

Don R · « **Reply #115 on:** September 23, 2020, 09:14:03 AM »

dave500 · « **Reply #116 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:09:20 PM »

we really do have an aerosol ether product called "start ya bastard"here now.

Don R · « **Reply #117 on:** September 23, 2020, 03:21:48 PM »

Marketing genius. When it won't start, that's what you're thinking.

Don R · « **Reply #118 on:** September 23, 2020, 03:26:08 PM »

Wife, what are you doing?
Hubby, nothing.
Wife, you've been staring at our marriage license for an hour.
Hubby, I was looking for an expiration date.

Don R · « **Reply #119 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:12:24 PM »

Cop- How high are you?

Me- no it's hi, how are you?

Don R · « **Reply #120 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:15:45 PM »

Cop- why were you going so fast?

Me, because I twisted that grip almost all the way around.
Or
Me, because I was pushing down on the long skinny pedal.

dave500 · « **Reply #121 on:** September 28, 2020, 01:19:24 AM »

cop "your brake lights dont work"

me "thats ok im not stopping.

dave500 · « **Reply #122 on:** September 28, 2020, 01:20:55 AM »

cop "do you realise your going the wrong way in a one way street?didnt you see the arrow?

me "i didnt even see the indian!"

ken65 · « **Reply #123 on:** September 28, 2020, 01:43:57 AM »

What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.

Steve F · « **Reply #124 on:** September 30, 2020, 07:31:00 PM »

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 106222 times)

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