Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 160043 times)

HondaMan · « **Reply #1251 on:** January 30, 2023, 07:05:35 PM »

Yeow!

grcamna2 · « **Reply #1252 on:** January 30, 2023, 07:32:41 PM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on January 30, 2023, 01:18:58 PM

The 'mother of invention' or some such..

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1253 on:** January 30, 2023, 09:46:27 PM »

Don R · « **Reply #1254 on:** February 02, 2023, 02:07:46 AM »

Did you know that 48.72% of statistics are made up? And 31.5% of people don't believe that 20.2% don't believe that statistic.

The statistics will say anything if you torture them long enough.

jgger · « **Reply #1255 on:** February 02, 2023, 10:15:26 AM »

Stolen from FarceBook

PeWe · « **Reply #1256 on:** February 02, 2023, 10:30:03 AM »

3xBINGO!!!

Alan F. · « **Reply #1257 on:** February 02, 2023, 10:45:03 AM »

Bingo here too.

grcamna2 · « **Reply #1258 on:** February 02, 2023, 12:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Don R on February 02, 2023, 02:07:46 AM

Did you know that 48.72% of statistics are made up? And 31.5% of people don't believe that 20.2% don't believe that statistic.

The statistics will say anything if you torture them long enough.

You mean statistics or surveys can be manipulated ?

dave500 · « **Reply #1259 on:** February 02, 2023, 09:50:46 PM »

our local RSPCA building is being renovated and extended,talking to a bloke in charge there today he said they didnt have enough room to swing a cat?

ofreen · « **Reply #1260 on:** February 03, 2023, 10:10:41 AM »

Best laugh for me so far today, Dave.

Don R · « **Reply #1261 on:** February 03, 2023, 07:56:41 PM »

I reposted the bingo card on my FB page.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1262 on:** February 03, 2023, 09:47:35 PM »

The model airplane parts should be edited to read motorcycle parts, anyone want to edit it for me?

HondaMan · « **Reply #1263 on:** February 04, 2023, 07:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Don R on February 02, 2023, 02:07:46 AM

Did you know that 48.72% of statistics are made up? And 31.5% of people don't believe that 20.2% don't believe that statistic.

The statistics will say anything if you torture them long enough.

This was the whole world that Lotus 1-2-3 brought to us!

Don R · « **Reply #1264 on:** February 07, 2023, 07:03:52 PM »

My friend said that his dog ran a mile to bring back a stick, I don't know, that seems a little far-fetched.

One of my favorite childhood memories was making sandcastles with my Grandpa, but then Grandma took away the urn.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1265 on:** February 07, 2023, 07:16:25 PM »

A friend asked me if I knew where he could find women who screamed loudly in bed.
I took him to the maternity ward.

Trevor from Warragul · « **Reply #1266 on:** February 10, 2023, 12:19:09 AM »

True story. My wife recently broke her ankle and had to have surgery as an outpatient. I sat in a waiting area for a couple of hours and made one interesting observation. With male patients, the nurse asked how much they weighed. With female patients, the nurse weighed them...

dave500 · « **Reply #1267 on:** February 10, 2023, 01:37:33 AM »

i went to the doctor and showed him my arm that hurts when i swing it,i said doctor it really hurts when i do this,he replied then dont do that "NEXT"!

70CB750 · « **Reply #1268 on:** February 10, 2023, 08:52:44 AM »

ofreen · « **Reply #1269 on:** February 12, 2023, 02:21:32 PM »

Some of our AZ or CA friends may know where this is.

70CB750 · « **Reply #1270 on:** February 12, 2023, 05:03:43 PM »

Quote from: ofreen on February 12, 2023, 02:21:32 PM

Some of our AZ or CA friends may know where this is.

Reminds me of this bathroom in Prague

Don R · « **Reply #1271 on:** February 13, 2023, 02:05:29 AM »

Quote from: dave500 on February 10, 2023, 01:37:33 AM

i went to the doctor and showed him my arm that hurts when i swing it,i said doctor it really hurts when i do this,he replied then dont do that "NEXT"!

A friend had a car repair shop, lady came in and said her car dies at the same stop sign every morning, he told her don't go that way.

70CB750 · « **Reply #1272 on:** February 15, 2023, 09:59:24 AM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #1273 on:** February 15, 2023, 11:44:28 AM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #1274 on:** February 15, 2023, 12:54:21 PM »

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
Yeah, it runs in your jeans.

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 160043 times)