Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 106338 times)

dave500 · « **Reply #200 on:** November 19, 2020, 01:27:19 AM »

two guys were walking along when one spots a pay packet and picks it up,opens it and pockets the cash,his mate says you lucky bastard,he replies showing him the slip but look at all the tax i paid!

70CB750 · « **Reply #201 on:** November 19, 2020, 03:57:44 PM »

Don R · « **Reply #202 on:** November 19, 2020, 05:19:52 PM »

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

To steal an idea from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

I'm having amnesia and deja'vu, I think I've forgotten this before.

dave500 · « **Reply #203 on:** November 20, 2020, 01:24:25 AM »

my brain is so full off stuff ive gotta forget something to remember something new?

grcamna2 · « **Reply #204 on:** November 20, 2020, 04:23:07 PM »

Quote from: dave500 on November 20, 2020, 01:24:25 AM

my brain is so full off stuff ive gotta forget something to remember something new?

That is Very true Dave.I hope more of us can remember to delete stuff that doesn't work anymore.

Don R · « **Reply #205 on:** November 20, 2020, 07:04:08 PM »

I still remember part numbers from a hardware picking job I left in 1978. I've often wondered if I forgot those, what else I'd be able to remember.

Don R · « **Reply #206 on:** November 20, 2020, 07:06:56 PM »

I saw a commercial that said forget everything you know about slipcovers. So I did, and then they tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn't know what the hell they were. Mitch Hedberg.

dave500 · « **Reply #207 on:** November 20, 2020, 08:46:35 PM »

i was at the library with my wife,some one asked her what her favourite book was,i piped up my check book!

Don R · « **Reply #208 on:** November 23, 2020, 12:39:44 PM »

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The problem with the Gene pool is it doesn't have a lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Steven Wright.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #209 on:** November 23, 2020, 01:27:08 PM »

and 10mm sockets or wrenches...

RAFster122s · « **Reply #210 on:** November 23, 2020, 08:45:08 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #211 on:** November 23, 2020, 08:46:38 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #212 on:** November 23, 2020, 08:47:49 PM »

Old Moe Toe · « **Reply #213 on:** November 24, 2020, 02:14:48 AM »

Q. What do you call a girl who's underpants are as wide as a tennis court?
A. Annette.

Don R · « **Reply #214 on:** November 27, 2020, 10:15:20 PM »

https://photos.app.goo.gl/H7JTEiDU82QmjLnR7

Don R · « **Reply #215 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:18:17 PM »

Please keep our family in your thoughts, we found out our uncle is addicted to Viagra and our aunt has been taking it hard.

grcamna2 · « **Reply #216 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Don R on December 02, 2020, 05:18:17 PM

Please keep our family in your thoughts, we found out our uncle is addicted to Viagra and our aunt has been taking it hard.

Lol

RAFster122s · « **Reply #217 on:** December 02, 2020, 09:11:29 PM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #218 on:** December 04, 2020, 10:23:40 AM »

What a day! First i find hat full of money and than out of nowhere this pissed guy with a guitar starts chasing me.

HondaMan · « **Reply #219 on:** December 05, 2020, 08:17:17 PM »

Sheesh.
I remember when going into the 7-11 store with a mask on would get the police to show up.
Now it's backwards.

Ichiban 4 · « **Reply #220 on:** December 06, 2020, 05:38:30 PM »

Quote from: HondaMan on December 05, 2020, 08:17:17 PM

Sheesh.
I remember when going into the 7-11 store with a mask on would get the police to show up.
Now it's backwards.

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That's a great one Mark..Also true LOL

Al

Don R · « **Reply #221 on:** December 06, 2020, 07:00:19 PM »

Old guy story, I was in a tcby convenience store and only half paying attention when I noticed a cop with his gun drawn crouching behind the end of an aisle. He was watching two guys at the counter and I considered climbing into a freezer case. The guys went outside without incident and the officer holstered his weapon and followed them out to give them a serious reaming for leaving the engine running. It seems a similar vehicle had recently been involved in a robbery and double homicide in that city at a similar business.
Not a mood lightener except for the thought of me being a papasickle hiding in that freezer.

dhall57 · « **Reply #222 on:** December 07, 2020, 04:32:04 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #223 on:** December 07, 2020, 05:26:50 PM »

HondaMan · « **Reply #224 on:** December 07, 2020, 05:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Ichiban 4 on December 06, 2020, 05:38:30 PM

Quote from: HondaMan on December 05, 2020, 08:17:17 PM
Sheesh.
I remember when going into the 7-11 store with a mask on would get the police to show up.
Now it's backwards.

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That's a great one Mark..Also true LOL

Al

Yeah, I'm just tired of putting a woman's bikini bottom across my face every time I need to go into a store.
It feels perverted...

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 106338 times)