Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 149464 times)

Don R · « **Reply #375 on:** March 10, 2021, 09:04:38 AM »

Sounds like one is a little sharp. Harmony in this case is not harmonious.

70CB750 · « **Reply #376 on:** March 10, 2021, 11:24:46 AM »

Two hookers meet after ten years and one of them is pushing a stroller. The other one peaks in and says:

"Wow! What a beautiful son of a whore."

RAFster122s · « **Reply #377 on:** March 10, 2021, 06:55:19 PM »

dusterdude · « **Reply #378 on:** March 11, 2021, 02:51:07 AM »

Quote from: RAF122S on March 10, 2021, 06:55:19 PM

Yes it should

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70CB750 · « **Reply #379 on:** March 12, 2021, 06:28:33 AM »

Don R · « **Reply #380 on:** March 12, 2021, 09:24:13 AM »

After trying some chips grandma gave him, my grandson wanted more some sour cream and onion potato chips. His mom said eeew. To which he replied hey! grandma worked hard to get those chips.

70CB750 · « **Reply #381 on:** March 13, 2021, 04:08:31 AM »

Would it kill the avocado maker put inside a different toy for a change? Not the same old wooden ball.

jgger · « **Reply #382 on:** March 13, 2021, 12:55:57 PM »

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night......
Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #383 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:01:38 PM »

Quote from: jgger on March 13, 2021, 12:55:57 PM

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night......
Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

that's not a very funny joke...but it does lighten the mood

Don R · « **Reply #384 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:55:19 AM »

What's invisible and smells like worms?
A bird fart.

Don R · « **Reply #385 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:58:30 AM »

Couple eating in a fancy restaurant, the lady drips tomato sauce on her shirt, tries to wipe it off and smears it all over.
She says oh no, I look like a pig.
Husband says yeah, and you dripped sauce on your shirt.

jgger · « **Reply #386 on:** March 14, 2021, 11:05:29 AM »

Knowledge is powerful.

70CB750 · « **Reply #387 on:** March 16, 2021, 04:36:21 AM »

Guy at work:

"Could you tell me what exactly is the generator of random words?"

"You are not married, are you?"

Steve F · « **Reply #388 on:** March 16, 2021, 06:59:02 AM »

Did you know that a FART is The Sharpest Thing In the World?

It can go right through a pair of pants without making a hole!

70CB750 · « **Reply #389 on:** March 17, 2021, 04:08:03 AM »

One for today.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #390 on:** March 17, 2021, 06:02:49 AM »

Keeping up the St Patricks Day theme:

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Claddaghduff, Ireland man answered his door to find two grim-faced Constables.
"We're sorry, Mr. O' Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers.
"Tell me!? Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked.
The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. O' Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first.
"The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O' Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?

"The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. O' Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"

The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

34barab · « **Reply #391 on:** March 17, 2021, 07:08:57 AM »

Alan F. · « **Reply #392 on:** March 17, 2021, 07:47:34 AM »

A+ Terry!

70CB750 · « **Reply #393 on:** March 17, 2021, 10:05:42 AM »

When Irish tell you about St. Patrick driving snakes out of Ireland they do not mention that he was the only one who could see those snakes.

70CB750 · « **Reply #394 on:** March 22, 2021, 03:06:15 AM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #395 on:** March 22, 2021, 11:04:30 AM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #396 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:17:37 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #397 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:18:50 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #398 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:20:43 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #399 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:21:26 PM »

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 149464 times)