Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 151589 times)

RAFster122s · « **Reply #402 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:29:17 PM »

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest.

"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

Don R · « **Reply #403 on:** March 29, 2021, 02:36:18 PM »

There's a mirror over my bed, note in the lower corner says "objects in mirror are bigger than they appear"

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #404 on:** March 29, 2021, 07:33:34 PM »

Quote from: RAF122S on March 27, 2021, 09:24:41 PM

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That reminds me of John Denver’s song “Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio”. The final verse is, “And here’s to the dogs of Toledo Ohio, ladies we bid you goodnight.......”

RAFster122s · « **Reply #405 on:** March 30, 2021, 12:05:45 AM »

Unless they are a photograph taken by wide angle lense on an Apple iPhone 11...

70CB750 · « **Reply #406 on:** March 30, 2021, 03:52:40 AM »

Two guys:

"Do you think that Rollex watch you bought cheap could be genuine?"

"The band was bloody, I say yes."

70CB750 · « **Reply #407 on:** March 30, 2021, 03:55:28 AM »

Another two guys:

"You know how they say women can do two things in the same time? Yesterday I asked my wife to sit down and shut up and guess what - she just couldn't"

70CB750 · « **Reply #408 on:** April 01, 2021, 04:03:56 AM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #409 on:** April 02, 2021, 02:59:53 AM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #410 on:** April 02, 2021, 07:34:05 AM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #411 on:** April 02, 2021, 10:52:56 PM »

Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?"
Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid."

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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.

dave500 · « **Reply #412 on:** April 03, 2021, 12:28:16 AM »

dogs!

70CB750 · « **Reply #413 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:50:37 AM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #414 on:** April 05, 2021, 03:29:11 AM »

grcamna2 · « **Reply #415 on:** April 05, 2021, 02:42:37 PM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on April 05, 2021, 03:29:11 AM

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Lol

dave500 · « **Reply #416 on:** April 05, 2021, 03:10:31 PM »

I’ve just finished my degree in archaeology. It was a tiring three years during which time I lost all contact with my family and friends and I’ve recently started work on an archaeological dig.

My life is now in ruins.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #417 on:** April 06, 2021, 03:07:13 AM »

My nephew is an archaeologist. I haven't heard from him in thousands of years............

Evets · « **Reply #418 on:** April 06, 2021, 01:16:33 PM »

My wife is an archaeologist. She keeps digging up old #$%* to hassle me with.

dave500 · « **Reply #419 on:** April 06, 2021, 02:16:19 PM »

i went to an archaeologists covention,everyones name was Ian,by the time i shook hands with them all i was lost amoung the eons.

Don R · « **Reply #420 on:** April 06, 2021, 08:15:33 PM »

I went to look at a cb750F0 once. I was standing next to it. Did not see it. laying where it tipped over, on and under it's former cover, under floor mats, under weeds, under a bush. Tank inside, motor gone. It cleaned up well. Except for the twisted frame that did not wash off. It's center repaired a hacked frame with a new Gordons kit.
I felt like an archaeologist, then an arborist.

dave500 · « **Reply #421 on:** April 07, 2021, 01:30:16 AM »

i was fishing once with a mate and i threw back a full size legal spanner crab,mate asked why you do that,i replied it was a #$%*ing whitworth one!

dave500 · « **Reply #422 on:** April 07, 2021, 01:32:55 AM »

(this is true!)mate of mine said i should wear my wifes hi heels when i ride my tall suspension dirt bike,(im only 5 foot four),i replied no way you shoulda seen the #$%* i got in when she found me wear her panties!!

Don R · « **Reply #423 on:** April 07, 2021, 03:38:50 PM »

HA^ !

70CB750 · « **Reply #424 on:** April 08, 2021, 03:08:25 AM »

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 151589 times)