Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 110295 times)

70CB750 · « **Reply #226 on:** December 10, 2020, 04:39:19 AM »

You can't stop progress, green funerals are in.

Don R · « **Reply #227 on:** December 10, 2020, 08:58:02 PM »

I don't think I could be a sniper. Not by a long shot.

70CB750 · « **Reply #228 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:38:55 AM »

When a woman says "Correct me if I am wrong", do Not, under ANY circumstances, do so.

70CB750 · « **Reply #229 on:** December 20, 2020, 02:55:54 PM »

When John found out his parents voted for Biden, he stopped visiting them at the cemetary.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #230 on:** December 20, 2020, 11:53:16 PM »

Don R · « **Reply #231 on:** December 30, 2020, 07:40:01 PM »

Youtube, Twitter and Facebook are going to merge. It will be called Youtwitface.

jgger · « **Reply #232 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:16:46 PM »

From facetwit

Don R · « **Reply #233 on:** January 09, 2021, 09:02:55 PM »

I bought a sale for my sailboat on amazon the other day.
Later, I realized it's the wrong size and called to cancel.
They said it's too late, that sail has shipped.

Don R · « **Reply #234 on:** January 09, 2021, 09:04:46 PM »

Hurts me to say this, but I have a sore throat.

Guy at the furniture store sold me a couch that will seat four people with no problem. Where the hell am I going to find four people with no problems?

grcamna2 · « **Reply #235 on:** January 09, 2021, 09:26:37 PM »

Quote from: Don R on January 09, 2021, 09:04:46 PM

Hurts me to say this, but I have a sore throat.

Guy at the furniture store sold me a couch that will seat four people with no problem. Where the hell am I going to find four people with no problems?

LOL !

RAFster122s · « **Reply #236 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Don R on January 09, 2021, 09:02:55 PM

I bought a sale for my sailboat on amazon the other day.
Later, I realized it's the wrong size and called to cancel.
They said it's too late, that sail has shipped.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #237 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:09:45 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #238 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:11:32 PM »

RAFster122s · « **Reply #239 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:12:56 PM »

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RAFster122s · « **Reply #244 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:20:57 PM »

grcamna2 · « **Reply #245 on:** January 11, 2021, 12:04:45 AM »

You hit the jackpot David Lol

Alan F. · « **Reply #246 on:** January 17, 2021, 03:37:52 PM »

For those of European descent...

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #247 on:** January 17, 2021, 11:23:31 PM »

I went around to my girlfriends place last night, and she wouldn't let me in. I said "Why not?" and she replied, "I've just found out you're a pedophile." "Pedophile?" I said, ""That's a big word for an 8 year old!" (don't blame me, I stole it from John Voight........)

Don R · « **Reply #248 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:09:31 AM »

Timid Employee- Sir my wife said I need to ask you for a raise.
Boss- OK, I'll ask my wife if I can give you one.

Don R · « **Reply #249 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:12:05 AM »

I should stop saying bad things about illiterate people, I should write it.

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 110295 times)