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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1525 on: November 21, 2023, 09:54:35 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1526 on: November 22, 2023, 12:24:05 PM »
 When are Turkeys thankful?
 The day after thanksgiving.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1527 on: November 23, 2023, 06:47:20 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1528 on: November 25, 2023, 09:07:53 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1529 on: November 25, 2023, 09:15:13 AM »
Hide in plain sight!
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1530 on: November 25, 2023, 10:53:52 AM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1531 on: November 26, 2023, 05:48:15 PM »
 I saw an awesome documentary about joining metal without welding.

 It was riveting.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1532 on: November 26, 2023, 09:55:07 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1533 on: November 26, 2023, 09:57:48 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1534 on: November 26, 2023, 10:00:27 PM »
For the deer hunters…
 ;D this guy would track a deer anywhere apparently… ;D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1535 on: November 30, 2023, 03:38:54 PM »
Nice grille ;)

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1536 on: November 30, 2023, 03:47:25 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1537 on: December 01, 2023, 06:14:34 AM »
 Back in the 80's I was working on a house as a bricklayer.
 There was a crew of Mexican roofers,  they pulled the hub cap off their Chevy truck.
 Started a fire and cooked their lunch in it.
 I had to check it out, some of the best burrito I ever had!!

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1538 on: December 01, 2023, 09:51:31 AM »
I just got the house and shop reroofed and these days the mexican crew has a microwave oven in the bed of their truck and it smelled really good.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1539 on: December 01, 2023, 10:06:00 AM »
 I donated my old job site microwave to the siding guys doing my house. They already had a toaster oven in the van. It also smelled good around noon. That aluminum van was 40 years old but looked like new, it had original tires and just a few thousand miles.
 They drove it slow, never left town and left it parked on every job site. I offered a set of used tires off my Dually and that shamed them into getting new ones. He wanted to take it on the highway more often to use up the old gas in it.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1540 on: December 02, 2023, 02:41:49 AM »
I used to grill meat on the intake manifold of my CJ7.   Wrapped in aluminum, of course. 
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1541 on: December 02, 2023, 09:58:51 AM »
I used to grill meat on the intake manifold of my CJ7.   Wrapped in aluminum, of course.

Straight six engine ?  :D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1542 on: December 02, 2023, 06:15:54 PM »
for a roast beef you have to maintain a minimum of 1850 rpm,but doing 2250 itll cook faster?

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1543 on: December 02, 2023, 07:41:57 PM »
I used to grill meat on the intake manifold of my CJ7.   Wrapped in aluminum, of course. 
I made hotdogs on the cast-on intake manifold of my trusty Fairmont wagon's straight-6, too!
When I worked in the oilfield we'd make hot water for tea/instant-coffee on the big (2400 CID, V-24) diesel intakes, too. Someone in the shop had made a bracket we could set on the intake manifolds next to any one of the (4) turbos that would transfer heat to a 'hot plate' about 4 inches square. It would boil water in 0 degree weather. :D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1544 on: December 04, 2023, 10:36:20 PM »
 I worked night shift in a Butler Mfg. factory making steel buildings, some guys would make a locker out of scrap metal for their personal stuff. Then one guy put a big light bulb in one and started heating up his dinner. Before long you could smell pies baking and Italian food and roast beef cooking, it was amazing. Of course, the company had to stop all of that before someone got burned, shocked or started a fire.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1545 on: December 05, 2023, 07:35:50 AM »
"Dang it, dad! You NEVER let me do anything fun."
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1546 on: December 05, 2023, 08:33:58 AM »
when i worked on a core drill in the mid 70's  ,  we would punch holes in the top of dinty more beef stew  and corned beef cans .  put them in the intake manifold of the big cat diesel that ran the mud pumps for about 45 min .   when it was 3 a.m. and 20 below it was great to have something hot .    the little things in life  !

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1547 on: December 05, 2023, 07:11:29 PM »
when i worked on a core drill in the mid 70's  ,  we would punch holes in the top of dinty more beef stew  and corned beef cans .  put them in the intake manifold of the big cat diesel that ran the mud pumps for about 45 min .   when it was 3 a.m. and 20 below it was great to have something hot .    the little things in life  !

Oh, man...I met a fellow oilfield-er in 1986 who was drilling into the Codell formations on the Colorado Front Range, which are high-pressure gas pockets. They, too, were heating their suppers on the Cats. He said one day they hit pressure almost 800 feet more shallow than they expected, and after the BOPs all popped they never found their suppers! All but one of the guys got rocked right off the platform, too.

Tricky business, that. ;)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1548 on: December 07, 2023, 09:38:48 AM »
 The former Maytag plant had a vending machine with warm canned soup in it. Chili con carne was the favorite with my apprentices. The only hot canned food machine I ever saw. I knew I was running a big job because it was me and five apprentices.
 
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1549 on: December 07, 2023, 01:37:58 PM »
The former Maytag plant had a vending machine with warm canned soup in it. Chili con carne was the favorite with my apprentices. The only hot canned food machine I ever saw. I knew I was running a big job because it was me and five apprentices.

Don…. I had a summer job doing service work in a huge Dempster’s Bakery. They had one of those machines in their cafeteria. Never seen one anywhere else. We’d pull fresh Kaiser Rolls off the line and eat that chilli until we couldn’t breathe! I can still smell the fresh bread.