Author Topic: Questions for Hillary (Read 2398 times)

Bob Wessner · « **on:** February 11, 2007, 01:04:38 PM »

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about the world After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions, Ma-am:
First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

This time a different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry," he said. "And what is your question Larry?"

"I have five questions:
First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"

Serenity · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:04:57 PM »

excellent

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:06:01 PM »

Thats right! Never ever ever ever trust a woman!!!

Sorry Serenity

Steve F · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:49:59 PM »

Well my wife always said we had President Clinton and Bill........She WAS running the white house anyway. Bill was the pupet.
If Hillary was elected, (

) would Bill be the "First Guy"?

Serenity · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:35:27 AM »

Well he may be first guy but I think that gives hillary all the perks that come with the job....like a man under the desk?

Hocker chopper you*ll keep cheeky sod.

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:37:50 AM »

What does this meen?? "Hocker chopper you*ll keep cheeky sod" Sorry I'm not hip to your jive!

mcpuffett · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:02:49 PM »

it means she's gonna deal with you later

, mick.

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2007, 06:43:09 PM »

I can't wait.....

Serenity · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:02:17 PM »

yes cheeky sod is a teasing term kinda like smartass but only said in a lighthearted way

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:17:21 AM »

as long as its light hearted!!

I guess I am a cheeky sod! and a big smartass too!!

But who on this forum isn't?!??

nickjtc · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Serenity on February 12, 2007, 01:35:27 AM

Well he may be first guy but I think that gives hillary all the perks that come with the job....like a man under the desk?

Man under the desk?? Does that mean what I think it does??

Serenity · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:13:54 PM »

Nick I think her hubby had that privilege when he was in office

thats all im saying

Einyodeler · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:29:39 PM »

Underneath Hillary`s desk!?!?!?

Serenity · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2007, 10:47:35 PM »

LOL ok its a mans world.....disgusts me to admit.....now why is that any more unusual?

nickjtc · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Serenity on February 14, 2007, 10:47:35 PM

LOL ok its a mans world.....disgusts me to admit.....now why is that any more unusual?

Perhaps because the only desk he was being under was Monica's.

Serenity · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:33:11 AM »

:DI think she was under his

Einyodeler · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:10:43 AM »

Cigar anyone??

gerhed · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:50:25 PM »

Here's the desk, anyway---I got in on a technicality.

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:44:09 PM »

lots a room under that desk!! and two couch's??? yeeeeeehaaahh!!!!!!!!

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