over who was the bravest. They all put five pounds each on the bar, the Englishman puts his hand, fingers splayed out, on the bar and reaches for a knife and severs his little finger. He then reaches for the money.
"Not so fast" says the Scotsman. "Barwoman, have you got a meat clearer" She has, hands it over, clunk, off with his arm at the elbow. He reaches for the money.
"Not so fast" says the Irishman.
He unzips and places his not inconsiderable member on the bar. "Bar girl, do you see that" "Yes", she says....
"Well, pull it off..... slowly"
