Topic: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!

[jgger]

On the subject of constipation...I have never experienced backup like I did after shoulder surgery in late November from all the pain meds. Finally, after days and days of it, I followed a friend's advise (she happens to be a nurse). A coffee cup of prune juice and a hefty spoonful of butter. Warm that toddy and stir it all up and sip on it. I threw two giant glazed doughnuts in the mix for extra motivation. Ohhhhhh yeah.

Holy smoke! If thats where doughnuts come from...........I'M DONE!

[scottly]

Reminds me of a joke....
A first grade teacher is giving her students a lesson about colors, using candy lifesavers. The kids were able to figure out that yellow was lemon flavor, green was lime etc, until she passed out the brownish honey flavored candies. Since no one could identify it, she gave a clue: it's what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy. One little girl suddenly spit hers out and exclaimed "It's #$%*!!!!".

[dave500]

your old when you remember the first heavier than air flight!