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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #125 on: March 14, 2021, 01:53:10 PM »
I'm not sure if it makes me old or too many bikes to ride but "when your bike's tires need to be replaced due to age and weather checking but not wear".

About 6 years ago my gf's mother did that with her primary vehicle. She'd bought that car 20 years ago when she was my age now.

Edit: 14 years on original tires, local travel only. I wasn't sure whether to be impressed or horrified.
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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #126 on: March 14, 2021, 10:02:59 PM »
 When your nose hair goes gray and it's more visible so you start trimming it way up in there.
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« Reply #127 on: March 15, 2021, 08:14:36 AM »
Even when I was younger and had 10 bikes, there wasn’t enough time to ride them all enough to keep them exercised. Now I have only 4 and recently retired so I will see how well I do.
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« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2021, 11:38:45 AM »
That you no longer enjoy shoveling snow quite as much as you used to. And that you make grunting noises when doing so.
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« Reply #129 on: March 15, 2021, 12:48:34 PM »
I noticed in my 30s that I was making ALL the noises my dad made. Now they make me wish I could reach him by phone....

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« Reply #130 on: March 15, 2021, 02:55:51 PM »
Re: noises...interesting tidbit I learned, saying “Ow” or “ouch” actually blunts the pain perceived and reduces it, no joke. Scientific study has proven it to be the case. So, if you are having back pain or similar pain that is chronic if you learn to say ow or ouch or some other pain word to express that pain your body will not hurt as much and it can be a way to cope with the chronic pain and make life a little easier.  Saying these words rather than swearing works...and swearing isn’t always socially acceptable. You need not say it loudly to work either, I deal with chronic pain and make this a habit saying it quietly when doing something I know will be causing me pain.


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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2021, 05:14:50 PM »
That you no longer enjoy shoveling snow quite as much as you used to. And that you make grunting noises when doing so.
I did some shoveling to make a path for my lawn tractor to work with. I actually found it enjoyable to see I that could still dig. Knowing how makes a world of difference, I do occasionally hear my Dad's noises coming from me though.
 A couple months after I retired I was shoveling snow and my wife reminded me I was old and might have a heart attack. I asked her what she thought I had been doing the last 32 years as a plumber.
 
  I remember a lube tech at the Olds dealership, he said he made his wife shovel the snow because you never hear of a little old lady having a heart attack while shoveling.
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« Reply #132 on: March 16, 2021, 05:05:12 AM »
Normally I enjoy shoveling snow but we broke 2 feet with this storm and it was a proper wet spring snow. I had rotator cuff surgery 16 weeks ago and had to invent a full body heave of sorts to clear the snow that had piled up on the sides of the driveway.
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« Reply #133 on: March 20, 2021, 03:39:23 AM »
as I get closer to 70, I notice I can't run 5 miles/day as fast so I've slowed down and only walk/run 3 miles/day then do weight lifting yoga, or karate for an hour, unless it's snowing as it usually takes 1 hour + to clear the driveway. So I usually pray for snow.
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« Reply #134 on: March 20, 2021, 10:21:21 AM »
  Your prayer has been answered....You are officially welcome to every flake of snow that you can shovel from my house. Don't be bashful now, I have no use for it and I'm glad that someone can use it. See you next winter?
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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #135 on: March 21, 2021, 05:26:35 AM »
Solution for snow it to move to a climate where you do not have enough to shovel during the winter. Tucson answered that solution for me and my arthritis and joint issues are not 1/10th as painful unless I go into a home or business where they think you have to turn the place into a meat locker.
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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #136 on: March 21, 2021, 10:33:47 AM »
 If in the past you put some part on your bike that was a good problem solver at the time but seems totally unacceptable now, you might be getting older.
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Re: Signs you are getting really old!!!!!!!
« Reply #137 on: March 21, 2021, 12:01:07 PM »
When the loud Harley on the one side is as irritating as the noisy muffler on the import car on the other side, and family members think the words you use to describe the owners (although they are true and aren't slurs of any sort) are defamatory.

And when you get the idea to post an Archie Bunker clip from YouTube to describe something but they're all too terrible to even consider these days!

How about being old enough to remember when police sirens made ONE kind of sound and not fifty different ones. I wish I could speak whale.....



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« Reply #138 on: March 28, 2021, 04:58:20 PM »
 When you spend 15 minutes searching the old nut and bolt drawer, find the sleeve you need and while you go to get the new rubber parts that it goes through you not only can't find them, you also loose the sleeve. 
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« Reply #139 on: March 28, 2021, 09:46:18 PM »
You know you're getting old when you find yourself researching laxatives. :o I hadn't had a decent dump since last Tuesday morning, before I had the carotid artery surgery, probably due to the opioid pain killers.  I didn't really start to feel the urge until this morning, and it was apparent that no amount of straining was going to get the job done. I had a friend pick up some suppositories which claimed to work in 15 minutes to one hour, and was running to the bathroom less than 15 minutes after inserting one. What a relief!!!   ;D 
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« Reply #140 on: March 28, 2021, 10:02:28 PM »
 I had the opposite, I ate some pork rinds with beer.  I was on the phone and in the shop, I made it to the toilet but the results were somewhat explosive.
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« Reply #141 on: March 29, 2021, 01:58:29 AM »
With opioid pain killer increasing water intake can help to a certain extent. Hope you are doing better Scott.  You know it is bad when prepping for surgery and the tell you the odds of surviving surgery or surviving surgery without complications or death and those numbers are below 1 in 10k or substantially below that kind of odds. You need to pay attention to that and know how skilled your surgeon is and how often he is treating patients with complications and what is causing those complications.

Many to most people do not drink enough water.
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« Reply #142 on: March 29, 2021, 02:00:46 PM »
When you have to read about your buddies [Scottly & Don] crappy problems!
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« Reply #143 on: March 29, 2021, 07:59:38 PM »
When you have to read about your buddies [Scottly & Don] crappy problems!
You're getting old when you are interested in their crappy problems so you can learn from our experiences! ;D
My friend that went to the store for me commented on how he would not have had a casual conversation of such a subject 20 years ago, but now it seems totally appropriate. ;D   
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« Reply #144 on: March 29, 2021, 08:03:35 PM »
When there's more poop in the 'Signs you are getting really old!' thread than the South Side Dive-Bar!

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« Reply #145 on: March 29, 2021, 08:06:46 PM »
Oh poop. :-X
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« Reply #146 on: March 30, 2021, 09:09:33 PM »
Oh poop. :-X

Speaking of that, I recently had a colonoscopy test that I had been putting off for years.  I wish I had thought of the pork rinds and beer, it would have saved me having to drink that foul liquid laxative that has to refined from Satan's urine.  BTW, here in Virginia pork rinds are considered entirely acceptable for Sunday dinner......

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« Reply #147 on: March 30, 2021, 11:17:36 PM »
Oh man the prep.. terrible stuff.. i just had the "  PROCEDURE   " a month ago...

 A buddy of mine had to go  in for some surgery, up in the exhaust area a few years back....
 After he got out, people would ask how he felt... He would reply ....."  I feel like a New#$%*.... "  lol... :o
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« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2021, 06:07:00 AM »
Oh poop. :-X

Speaking of that, I recently had a colonoscopy test that I had been putting off for years.  I wish I had thought of the pork rinds and beer, it would have saved me having to drink that foul liquid laxative that has to refined from Satan's urine.  BTW, here in Virginia pork rinds are considered entirely acceptable for Sunday dinner......

Good luck with the outcome.  Now that I'm 45, I'm sure I'll need to start scheduling those... They're really pushing them on the radio around here after a very popular radio host passed @ 48 with colorectal cancer  :(
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« Reply #149 on: March 31, 2021, 06:15:48 AM »
On the subject of constipation...I have never experienced backup like I did after shoulder surgery in late November from all the pain meds. Finally, after days and days of it, I followed a friend's advise (she happens to be a nurse). A coffee cup of prune juice and a hefty spoonful of butter. Warm that toddy and stir it all up and sip on it. I threw two giant glazed doughnuts in the mix for extra motivation. Ohhhhhh yeah.
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