New update on the Miss Scarlett murder mystery. Captain Ellis Johnson of the Butte Police dept. (CO) has made the followind statement: "Best as we can figger, Miss Scarlet ditched the weapon in queston somewhere in the house. We have found many objects that may have been used as the murder weapon. Among these are a candlestick, a slightly bent pipe, a rope, a pistol, and a dagger." The investigation is ongoing but there is one conclusion that we will all undoubtedly come to. It was all George W. Bush's fault!
