Farmers (with apologies to any farmers here) sh1t me to tears. Years ago, a farmer cane into my cuz’s shop and mentioned that he had a “Single Spinner Ford ute” (sedan based pickup) if anyone needed any parts? We all went out there, and there it was, almost immaculate, up on blocks with no rust.
It had a flathead V8, and a manual box, and apart from not turning a wheel in 40 years was all there, and beautiful. Our mate Wally was smitten, and said, “How much?” The farmer replied that he could take anything off it for just a few bucks, but he wouldn’t sell the whole truck, because he intended to cut the back off to make a trailer out of it?
Wally said, “Look, I’ll buy you a brand new trailer, you tell me what size you want, and I’ll buy it for you today” The farmer said, No, it’s not for sale”, and true to his word, a couple of weeks later he drove his car to my cuz’s shop to drop off his ride on mower, that was sitting in the back of a sh1tty trailer made from the back of the Ford. Even my cuz, who wasn’t a Ford fan, almost cried.
