I have never done anything that stupid.....
that I will admit to

well, being forced off the road onto a high sidewalk,
with a passenger on the back, forced to wheelie 200' knowing the
right side was a 40 foot drop into the river....I guess stupid was involved
on my part as I never got the guys plate number. Turns out the driver was
my girlfriends Dad, the mayor.
Just goes to show you, there is a good reason why politicians should have chaffeurs.