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Offline mrblasty

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how do you catch a polar bear?
« on: February 27, 2007, 12:10:41 AM »
how do you catch a polar bear?
firsts you dig a big deep hole out on arctic ice.
next you open a can of peas and line the holes edge with peas.
now you hide behind an ice chunk and wait for the bear, when the bear comes up and takes a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
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Re: how do you catch a polar bear?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 09:35:18 AM »
How do you catch a polar bear?

Trick question - they are too big to throw.
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Re: how do you catch a polar bear?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 09:36:52 AM »
Where do polar bears hide?
In trees!

What trees?  There aren't any trees in the Arctic!
Works pretty good doesn't it?   ;)

That just doesn't make sense...
Of course it doesn't!  It's copied from another thread!  ;D
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