Joking aside, can you post more pics of the camera rig? I'd love to see how it works.
Posted picture really tells the whole story.
--Lens navigates down the scanner as the whole thing turns.
--Lens choice is critical--old enough to be "fast"
and new enough to have good optics.
--Most old lenses were "fast" because film speeds were slow, but the
optics on a lot of old lenses wasn't too good.
--new lenses aren't too fast because new films can be fairly high speed
--finally arrived at lens from 40's 4x5 press camera "speed graphic".
With appropriate turn table this camera becomes a peripheral camera
-attached shows 3 sides of twin lens reflex.
This may be answering questions that have yet to be asked.