Topic: how do you catch a polar bear?

[mrblasty]

how do you catch a polar bear?
firsts you dig a big deep hole out on arctic ice.
next you open a can of peas and line the holes edge with peas.
now you hide behind an ice chunk and wait for the bear, when the bear comes up and takes a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

[DammitDan]

How do you catch a polar bear?

Trick question - they are too big to throw.

[DammitDan]

Where do polar bears hide?
In trees!

What trees?  There aren't any trees in the Arctic!
Works pretty good doesn't it?   

That just doesn't make sense...
Of course it doesn't!  It's copied from another thread!