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Offline 736cc

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How do you catch an Elephant?
« on: February 18, 2007, 05:29:36 PM »
First, you find a pea bush. Then you dig a huge hole next to it and fill it with ashes.

When the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 05:33:10 PM »
Hmmmmmmm........would that really work???
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 06:26:25 AM »
OK, tell me, you have a kid in grade school right? :D
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 08:24:51 AM »
Where do elephants hide?
In trees!

Ever see an elephant in a tree?
Works pretty good doesn't it?  ;D

Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of trees!  :D
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 09:03:49 AM »
 ::) ;D
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 06:50:01 PM »
Why did the elephant paint his balls red?.....to hide in the cherry tree.
How did Tarzan die?....pickin cherries.
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 02:37:34 AM »
Why do elephants wear snow shoes in the dessert?


To stop them sinking in the sand
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 02:38:25 AM »
 :)
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 02:39:55 AM »
Why do osterich bury their heads



Their looking for elephants that don't wear snow shoes

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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 02:45:00 AM »
How to catch an Elephant----
Items needed: Match box, Tweezers, telescope.
1) find the elephant
2) Using the telescope, look at the elephant through the large end, making him very small.
3) Using the tweezers, pick up the small elephant
4) Place the small elephant in the matchbox.

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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 02:46:31 AM »
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: From stamping out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From stamping out flaming ducks!
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 06:32:52 PM »
How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a prune?

A prune is purple.

What did Tarzan say when the elephant came over the hill?

"Here comes an elephant over the hill!"

What did Jane say when the elephant came over the hill?

"Here comes a prune!"

She was color blind.


How do you get down from and elephant?

You don't get down from an elephant, you get it from ducks!

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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 08:20:29 PM »
How do you get four elephants in a car?

Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get four rhinos in a car?

Take the elephants out and put two in the front etc etc.

What is grey and comes in quarts?

An elephant.
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 11:38:42 PM »
Quote from: TwoTired on February 23, 2007, 06:32:52 PM

What did Tarzan say when the elephant came over the hill?

"Here comes an elephant over the hill!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant, wearing sunglasses, come over the hill?

Nothing. He didn't recognize him.
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2007, 03:01:56 AM »
Quote from: Rushoid on February 23, 2007, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: TwoTired on February 23, 2007, 06:32:52 PM

What did Tarzan say when the elephant came over the hill?

"Here comes an elephant over the hill!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant, wearing sunglasses, come over the hill?

Nothing. He didn't recognize him.
:D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2007, 11:32:45 AM »
What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?


Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2007, 12:05:24 PM »
Quote from: tsflstb on March 05, 2007, 11:32:45 AM
What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?


Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
Yeah....but only if the rhino is up after the elephant!!!!!
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Re: How do you catch an Elephant?
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2007, 12:33:35 PM »
What do you call a dog with no back legs and titanium testicles?

Sparky
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