Here's my gas pump story...
Years ago, I had a roommate and his [sweet young] sister came to visit for a couple weeks. I walked out of the house on my way to work and her white Ford Thunderbird was parked in the driveway, it still had the pump handle and hose in the gas tank filler neck! Went back in and woke her up and asked WTH?!
It was winter and apparently she was pumping gas, was cold and stepped inside to grab a cup of coffee. Then jumped back in her car forgetting that the hose was still in the filler neck, and drove off and didnt notice that she pulled the hose away from the pump! In her defense, she may have been drunk?!!!