Two men were doing there business in a two hole outhouse. As one was finishing up, a quarter fell out of his pocket and into the hole. As the other guy watched, he reached into his wallet, removed a $20 bill, wadded it up and threw it into the hole.
Puzzled by what he had just seen, the other man asked "What in the world did you do that for?"
"If you think I'm going down there for just twenty five cents you are crazy!"