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Offline Steve F

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It started long, long, long ago....
« on: March 10, 2007, 03:35:48 AM »
What did the cave woman say to the cave man after he hit her over the head and brought her home?
"...not tonight I have a headache"
And the stage was set.
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Offline DammitDan

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Re: It started long, long, long ago....
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2007, 06:54:03 AM »
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -Jack Handey
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Re: It started long, long, long ago....
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2007, 07:44:22 AM »
Old English schoolboy witticism:

Algy met the bear.
The bear met Algy.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy.
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Re: It started long, long, long ago....
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 10:19:51 AM »
great quote Dan

one of my favorites
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