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Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« on: April 19, 2023, 02:26:04 pm »
A few years ago, a guy put a set of rebuilt carbs on my K8.  This would be the same guy who wears my clothes, drives my cars and sleeps with my wife each night.   ::)  Anyhoo.....I've had problems getting it to run right.  Erratic idle, and such.  Today, in reinstalling the air box with new air cleaner connecting tubes, I noticed the carbs and carb holders were moving around a bit.  Upon further inspection, it seems the eight clamps between the head and the carbs were loose.  Apparently, "that guy" failed to tighten them when installing the carbs.  Do you suppose this might have affected how the engine has been running?  Well...it seems so.  It runs way better now.   :-[

Is this the dumbest thing anybody has done to a motorcycle?  Anybody ever heard of a dumber thing?
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2023, 02:45:04 pm »
Mine's gotta be up there.  Not a 750, but a 1980 KZ1300.  PO did a number of wonderful (dumb) things, but the kicker has to be what he did to the fusebox.  Apparently, he kept blowing the main fuse, so he replaced it with a piece of copper pipe.

And then soldered it in.

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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2023, 04:48:44 pm »
I recall having to 'undo' a rider's customized 750, not sure why he didn't undo it himself...he installed 6" long rear struts in place of the shocks to lower it, then added a 4.00x16 rear wheel & tire. Then he couldn't park the bike because the sidestand was too long, meaning it had to be HOISTED to the centerstand to park it. When I got it, he was headed into the Macomb hospital to get a hernia repair.

I wondered if those were related?
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2023, 05:53:18 pm »
 I sold a keeper and kept a seller.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2023, 08:25:05 pm »
Mine's gotta be up there.  Not a 750, but a 1980 KZ1300.  PO did a number of wonderful (dumb) things, but the kicker has to be what he did to the fusebox.  Apparently, he kept blowing the main fuse, so he replaced it with a piece of copper pipe.

And then soldered it in.



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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2023, 08:42:35 pm »
Put a big  bore kit in a friends CL350, got it almost done and was mating the cam chain back together.  This is when they used the master link with the clip. He was paying me in beer and we were deep into the down payment. Lo and behold I dropped either the flat plate or the clip. I fished for hours, even turned the motor upside down and shook the crap out of it( I was much younger then, plus I was drunk). Even split the cases and cut the windage tray out......... never found it, figured it must have run off with some slutty 10mm socket or something. I did charge my buddy additional beers though,  so I guess it was ok.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2023, 03:48:22 am »
I sold a keeper and kept a seller.

^ This. More than once.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2023, 05:43:53 am »
Put oil scraper rings in upside down in a RC836 big bore kit once.  Smoked worse then a 2 stroke on start-up. Wonder if that qualifies.  ;D

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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2023, 07:42:45 am »
Not something I did, but the PO welded the swingarm pivot bolt to the frame...  it was so much fun undoing that one.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2023, 09:41:50 am »
..... the PO welded the swingarm pivot bolt to the frame...

There should be an exam you have to pass before getting a welding machine.  Or a socket set for that matter.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2023, 09:49:07 am »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2023, 09:54:05 am »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2023, 10:06:47 am »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2023, 12:59:40 pm »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...

I did that once when I about 14. Once..
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2023, 01:33:16 pm »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...

LOL!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2023, 03:06:45 pm »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...

You should try that in a desert hare and hound race.............once. Don't ask me how I know!
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2023, 03:16:16 pm »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...

LOL!!!!

You will be fortunate if you can stay on the bike as it will unseat you and give you the tightest butt clenching you have ever experienced…heart in throat moment…heart beating out of your chest.
Then you gotta get the stuff off your seat!

They think those products actually accelerate the plasticizers getting leached out of the seat causing the vinyl to dry out and crack sooner. Not to mention the glare they cause on the dash pad of a car…
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2023, 06:56:57 pm »
Same bike (1985 Husky 510 4-stroke), same person, two stupid things:

My buddy and I were going dirt riding in the late 80s.  I unloaded my bike and tried to start it.  I kicked and kicked and it wouldn't start (it usually took 1-2 kicks to start).  We checked it over, pulled the plug, etc, and took turns trying to start it.  We pulled the plug again, and checked for spark, we also checked for fuel in the float bowl.  We kicked some more, and tried push starting it down a hill.  I was ready to load it in the truck, when something told me to check the airbox.  I opened it, removed the air filter, and extracted the rag I had stuffed in there while I washed the bike.   ::)


A number of us were riding in the woods, on a trail that had a few water crossings.  Right past the first water crossing, we came across a couple of guys trying to start a drowned CR250.  We stopped and helped them by holding the bike upside down, with no spark plug, while someone fanned the kick starter.  After we got all the water out of the crankcase, we got it started, and continued on our way.  A short distance later we came to a deep water crossing.  Halfway through the engine on my Husky died.  The current was trying to flip me over, so a few friends jumped-in to help me pull the bike to the other side.  Once on dry land, I kicked and kicked, with no results.  I pulled the plug, and checked the airbox.  There was no evidence of water, and the spark was good.  I put it all together, and we all took turns kicking, to no avail.  As we were catching our breath, the 16 YO son of a friend pointed to my Husky and said, "Wow, European bikes are really strange.  On most bikes the petcock is down for on, but on your Husky it's sideways for on."  I walked over, turned the petcock handle down, waited a few seconds, and started it on the first kick.  I had shut the petcock when we stopped to help the guy on the CR250, and forgot to turn it back on.    :-[
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2023, 07:18:45 pm »
This happened to the guy who rode Enduro races out of my shop in 1973 (he was our 'sponsored rider' in those races) when I was his Pit Man this day:
He drove his pickup truck in with the Suzuki CR125 we gave him to ride, and we unloaded the bike straight off the tailgate. His front tire was flat from his practice the day before, so we pulled it and re-tubed it real quick-like. He needed gas (and didn't bring a can) so I went to siphon some from his truck while he put the front wheel back on the Suzy.

Well...we should probably have traded that last set of chores, letting me do the wheel and him the gas...
In the first heat he came past me where I was standing next to the 20-foot deep ravine that required the riders to traverse out of a square turn: he came into the turn on the rear wheel (yep, he could turn on one wheel, he was that good a rider!) at about a 45-degree angle and launched into the ravine, when his front fork caps let go with the wheel. It had no speedo nor cable, so the wheel started racing him to the bottom, but he rode back up the other side before stopping and dropping the front, almost at a dead stop at the top.

We didn't finish the race that day, and it took me 2 weeks to get new fork axle caps.  :-[
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2023, 08:47:02 pm »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

Armorall on seat gets exciting in first good corner...
I never made it to the first good corner, I just gave the Seeley a good bit of throttle and nearly slipped off the back!! :o :o :o
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2023, 08:40:38 am »
I guess this kinds of leans for me to "dumbest things you did WITH a Motorcycle and survived". Riding my K2 at probably .200 BAC in the rain. Bike with fairing tops out at en even 100. But not in the rain with a bald rear tire. Tire spins. Unless you sit on the rear fender behind the seat, then you can top out at 100.

That was 1990 and I survived to end up clean and sober.


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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2023, 09:27:07 am »
Reminds me of a story where al-kee-haul was involved. I kept a power boat at a friends house who lived right across the boat launch at a very popular lake. Well one hot afternoon we were out having cocktails etc. and having a good time. I decided to dive off the boat but forgot to take my dark prescription sunglasses off. Well I did not lose my glasses but of course one lens popped out. Can't see crap without my glasses and having only one dark lens was wreaking havoc on my brain. It had got dark outside and time to go so I wrapped the lost lens side of my glasses with black tape hopped on my 750 and headed home. Nothing like driving home from the country in the dark with only one eye looking through a sunglass lens while your kind of drunk !  ;D  Fun times !!
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2023, 02:25:11 am »
C'mon people.  These are good stories but I'm waiting for someone to confess they Armor-All'd their tires.  Or something like that.

i bought an imacculate used little toro riding mower,the owner kept it as clean as a little sports car!amourall all over the seat aswell,took a few months before i wouldnt slip off the thing!

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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2023, 06:14:06 am »
i bought an imacculate used little toro riding mower,the owner kept it as clean as a little sports car!amourall all over the seat aswell,took a few months before i wouldnt slip off the thing!
My brother once put armorall on the seat of his Kaw H2 750 and that was a bad idea. Afterwards he took it out and when he rolled into the throttle and that 2 stroke hit its power band, the seat was so slick the bike almost shot out from underneath him. No armorall on motorcycle seats ever again.
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Re: Dumbest Things We've Done To A Motorcycle
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2023, 06:58:20 am »
After my rebuild my 750 wasn't running quite right and I was getting HORRIBLE gas milage. Pulled the carbs, and found one main jet loose in the bowl.
Another time I actually bought a bmw.