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Offline gar

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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
« on: March 17, 2007, 07:09:59 AM »
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES


 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
 I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
 started."

 Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
 blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

 Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
 and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

 He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
 her and says,

 "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
 assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

 He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup
 of coffee, and then

 " He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Offline medic09

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Re: THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2007, 12:16:25 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Oh, that's painful...
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Offline Slapguts

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Re: THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2007, 06:10:52 PM »
What do you give the blonde who has everything?

Penicillin.
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