My favorite Dept of Motor Vehicle experiance was the time I tried to buy a motorcycle from a deceased person. The affadavitts, power of attorney, relatives proclamation, morgue report etc official route was crazy but I had the title in hand (in deceased dude's name) went and told the DMV teller there I want to expediate this. She looked at the title, papers, forms and instructions (all unfilled) leaned foward and whispered "Just go out into the parking lot and have him sign the back of the title"