Topic: Scottish joke

[nickjtc]

A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye have any books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her task, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "F@&k off, ye'll no bring it back!"

[Rsnip988]

hahaaha, she could have made him a copy of the index