With apologies if you've seen these ad nauseum:
Midnight bugs taste best.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your mirror.
Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
If you don't ride in the rain you don't ride.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed/shop/garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to ride there is to stop for the night.
Winter is natures way of telling you to polish your bike.
Well trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
A friend is someone who will get out of bed at 3am and drive his/her pickup to the middle of nowhere.
There is something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
If you ride like there is no tomorrow there won't be.
Grey haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are no old, drunk riders.
No matter what brand you ride, it's all the same wind.
