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Offline dusterdude

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Re: Busy and Evicted
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2007, 11:18:22 AM »
way to go tom,proud of ya.semper fi.
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Re: Busy and Evicted
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2007, 11:46:00 AM »
Where I live you can dail *21* on your phone to connect it through to another phone. I once had a client that pissed me off a lot, he kept calling me for really stupid issues. So I went down to the reception of a hotel and asked if I could use their phone for a second. I then dailed *21* and his number and thus  reconnected the hotels number to his phone.  :)

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Re: Busy and Evicted
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2007, 11:53:37 AM »
I can say I feel much better now. I had thoughts of putting dead fish in the walls, welding the garage door shut, flipin road kill on top of the office where no one could see it (only smell it), super glue in the locks, pissing the air conditioner/heater, hot wax in the drains, and the list goes on. But I did none of

Do google search on the milk chicken bombs, a few will be places under the house I currently rent for similar reasons

Here ya go:

milk chicken bomb 
 
A truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.

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Re: Busy and Evicted
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2007, 07:22:40 AM »
Thats just brutal  ;D
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Re: Busy and Evicted
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2007, 10:49:16 AM »
 ;)Obviously, one is legally liable for death or damages for the lugnut or similar trick. I have put beef kidneys in front hubcaps, engine compartments and undercarriage, in time, Maggots eat it up too fast...poured small amounts of deer urine (hunters use to attract bucks) and coyote scent (for trappers) in the air carriage. Just a small whiff of constant pure stink   ..I wuz bad, real bad . They deserved it.  :( That was years ago.  Booze has destroyed many of my friends and family. eventually, ..Destroyed.
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