A couple of years ago I was driving in my Camaro and the truck in front of me had a tarp covering the tree debris. The tarp tore loose and floated towards me. I am embarrassed to say this but I was transfixed by this tarp and hit the brakes too late, the tarp hit the nose and covered most of the car. I stood on the brakes and when I finally got to the side of the road, the guy who was driving behind me couldn't stop laughing. He said it looked so weird, wrapping my car like it did, and when I locked up the brakes, I guess I had the wheel turned because he said I must have done at least a dozen 360's before I came to a stop. I was just amazed I didn't go of the shoulder, it was about a 200 foot slope. I must have sat there for an hour before I got the shaking stopped. The CHP who stayed with me kept asking if I wanted to go to the hospital for shock but I just said it'll wear off. I think I smoked most of two packs in that hour, lol. I found out later from a good friend of mine who works CHP in Marin that my story was told all over Northern California. Kevin said that when he heard the story, he turned to Bil, his partner at the time, and bet him $20 it was me, Bill was pissed when I saw him the next day and told him. Kevin told Bill that he had known me for about four years at that point and knew it was me because of some of the weird #$%* that has happened around me in the past and with my weird luck, it just had to be me. This is one I'll never live down.