Author Topic: Canadians stop sharing now please (Read 2663 times)

Rocking-M · « **on:** April 07, 2007, 06:18:29 AM »

Yep, we had another bout of Canadian clipping,
snow on the ground this morning.

clarkjh · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2007, 06:27:20 AM »

It's a case of "Share the Joy"

James

bill440cars · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2007, 08:04:21 AM »

Yeah, even down here in Arkansas, I got up this morning to 35 degree temp and a 30 degree windchill!

Supposed to start waring back up starting with the beginning of the week. Then the rain is predicted! Can't seem to win for loosing.

I've heard of doing a rain dance, but how about a WARMER WEATHER dance.

Later on, Bill

bowhunter · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2007, 08:42:24 PM »

Let me guess? This too is caused by Global Warming?

Bowhunter

74cb750 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:32:22 PM »

Wow! I didn't realize Arkansas recieved snow this late inthe year.
It is spitting snow here in Vermont as I type.
Prediction is for 2 more inches tonight.
peace,
michel

Tim. · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:38:29 PM »

Yeah yeah - all our fault. All 30 million of us causing the nightmarish climate change for all 300 million of you

On that note I'll turn off my deisel burning generator that is powering my 42" LCD and quad-core 10,000ghz CPU 2TB computer system so it will finally warm up and we can ride our dino-oil burning vintage one-up rides that get worse milage than my Honda Civic carrying 5 adults.

Rocking-M · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2007, 04:59:22 PM »

Actually I have just learned it is not Global Warming we are experiencing.
It is Global Tilting, probably caused by the rate of growth of the Canadian Ego.

It has caused the Earth to gradually start to shift axis and I have decide to buy
some land in either Antarctica or the Arctic. I figure in 25,000 years I'll have some
beach front property worth what land is at Myrtle Beach now!

Just kidding you Canadians

oldbiker · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:07:29 AM »

You're right, the axis is tipping but it's the weight of Tony B-liars head thats doing it.

my78k · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:03:43 PM »

I see you guys have taken to following South Park's lead and have begun to "Blame Canada"...

I have no problem taking the blame for exporting Celine Dion (My sincerest appologies!) and vastly better hockey players and beer (your sincerest thanks I am sure...) but I refuse to get blamed for snow...hell if we could export the stuff don't ya think we would be riding up here already after shipping all of the nasty white stuff south of the border???

Dennis

upperlake04 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:40:06 PM »

Quote from: my78k on April 09, 2007, 01:03:43 PM

and vastly better hockey players and beer (your sincerest thanks I am sure...)

Dennis

Hey Dennis - do you realize that in 2006 the MPVs in 3 of the 4 big leagues south of the border were from little old Canada? NBA Steve Nash

MLB Justin Morneau

NHL Joe Thornton

eldar · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2007, 03:55:19 PM »

Sports can kiss my exhaust! I have better things to do than watch sports on tv! If amything, it is backgroud radio noise in the garage!
We got pissed then crapped on by then floppy head canadian! (another SP reference!)
About the middle of march, it was almost 70 on sunday. went for a 40 mile ride and discovered my battery was crap. My 78, being the reliable ride it is, carried me home with no problems or complaining though! Well monday comes and it is all cloudy. Then we get snow the next week and a half!!!!!!!!

cant do that one enough!

Still is #$%*ty cold out and almost the middle of april. yet we still keep getting this north wind crap! Today is it finally about 40. next couple days though, it is back in the 30s then finally gets back to the 40s. Sure you can ride then but you cant in the morning as the roads are frosty. Normally it is in the 50s during the day! this just completely sucks ASS!!!

upperlake04 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:08:36 PM »

Geez Eldar, thats a lot of grumpy faces

Are the prevailing winds in your area generally out of Canada?

eldar · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:32:45 PM »

From fall to winter they almost always are.

When I see the news and we are colder than alaska, yeah I get a bit miffed!

Popular_Dale · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:35:00 PM »

if its above 0 degrees, its drive time! except for snow on the road... then thats bad.

Rocking-M · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:43:30 PM »

See Upperlake, the problem is, we have crappy beer as you have so kindly pointed out.
Without Canadian beer your Canadian clipper winds put on our grumpy faces.
The solution is for you to send each of us a case of your finest Canadian Brew
then we can smile just like you when the cold winds blow.

upperlake04 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2007, 06:10:50 PM »

Nothing would please me more than to send you and Eldar each a big box of real beer but I don't think it would get past the security guys at the border. $:-\$
I do enjoy it when you guys share and send up that hot dry wind in July and August. Even up in the shady dark boreal forest in the Precambrian Shield 600miles north of the 49th, those 30+C days are great

eldar · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2007, 06:59:14 PM »

Dale, if it is 0 degrees Celsius OR Fahrenheit, there is snow here!

Popular_Dale · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2007, 07:33:50 PM »

i said above.. right now Edmonton weather is a little etchy, the temperature cant decide if its warm or cold, but 99% of all the snow is melted. little bits of water on the road, thats why i say above 0 degrees.

Upperlake04.. Thats disgusting, the real brew is Alexander Keith's!

upperlake04 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2007, 08:11:04 PM »

Actually Dale. I tried an 8pk of Alexander Keiths India Pale Ale first time last weekend and it was very tasty.

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2007, 09:14:59 PM »

Quote from: my78k on April 09, 2007, 01:03:43 PM

.hell if we could export the stuff don't ya think we would be riding up here already after shipping all of the nasty white stuff south of the border???

Dennis

Careful Dennis

Remember how much trouble the Colombians got into when they started to share their white stuff

eldar · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:24:29 AM »

we must have more snow than you do then! it is still all over the place! BEER SUCKS!!!!!!

Seriously, to me, all beer tastes the same. I am a schnapps kind of guy though.

my78k · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:50:24 AM »

Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on April 10, 2007, 06:24:29 AM

we must have more snow than you do then! it is still all over the place! BEER SUCKS!!!!!! Seriously, to me, all beer tastes the same. I am a schnapps kind of guy though.

SCHNAPPS?!?!?!?! You gotta be f'ing kidding....that's an answer I would expect from one of the 550 guys not a fellow 78k guy...how do you manage to ride that scoot with your skirt on anyways?

Dennis

eldar · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:26:41 AM »

If you call drinking beer manly, You really need to take off that pink shirt and panties you got on right now! No beer could ever come close to schnapps's in flavor OR potency! Beer is what, 5-6% alcohol at best? While your AVERAGE schnapps is 40-50%. You can keep your yellow peewater!

Besides, you cant light beer on fire!

Chris Schneiter · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:07:30 PM »

we've gotten 4" of snow since this morning...I went home for lunch and cleaned snow of my BIKE! That's just wrong!!!!

But...MMMMM, BEER!!!!!

my78k · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:14:48 PM »

See...noone ever says "mmmm....schnapps".....

Had your arguement been about rye rather than schnapps I would have bought in! (especially real Canadian Rye like Wisers or CC....

Just harassing you Eldar...when it comes to drinking I say to each their own...even if that means none at all...

Dennis

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