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Offline Bob Wessner

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Sadly, I guess this is another blonde joke.
« on: April 08, 2007, 07:11:44 AM »
"Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but  instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?     
Is it?    A)   the condor;     B)  the buzzard;             C) the cuckoo;  D)  the vulture?"
                                                     
      The  woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer.  And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline.  All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.  The woman hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well...blonde.
       
       She had no alternative.  She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.  The blonde responded unhesitatingly:  "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."

       The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.  She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her.   And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do.    On the other hand - the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.  "I need an answer," said Regis.
 
       Crossing  her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."

       "Is that your final answer?" asked Regis.
                                                 
      "Yes, that  is my final answer."
         
       One Minute later, Regis said,  "That answer is    absolutely correct!!    You are now  a millionaire!"

       Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends including the blonde who had helped her win the     million dollars.

      "Jenny,  I just do not  know how to thank you," said the contestant. "How did you happen to know the right answer?"
   
      "Oh, come on," said the blonde.. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests.  They live in clocks."
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Re: Sadly, I guess this is another blonde joke.
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 04:25:33 PM »
After winning a million bucks, I wouldnt care what answer they gave me!! ;D

Offline Rsnip988

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Re: Sadly, I guess this is another blonde joke.
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 01:30:14 AM »
thats a good one Bob,

i like her thought process
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