Many, many, years ago I briefly had a two-door '73 Caprice (upscale Impala).
The body and interior were really nice but the drive train was shot.
It smoked like a freight train, the transmission lost reverse, the gas tank leaked, I had to field strip the carb in the laundry mat parking lot one time because it was full of rust.
It was virtually impossible to change the left rear spark plug because it was so close to the brake booster and firewall. (I think it was a 350, might have been a 400?)
The transmission finally got stuck in second and I drove it out to the wrecking yard.
They gave me $75 and a ride back to town.
