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Offline Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8"

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2005, 10:42:35 PM »
Dram, I've been called boy, man, retard ,wanker, and many other things in my lifetime

I was called little wanker once.  Sorry I have not been on much lately, I broke the dishwasher and the vaccum.....I guess I hit her to hard! 

 That one should bring out the hornets!

smithrelo   I am so glad your back.  This place has gone to hell in a hand bag.  We had a fist fight on the " can I get rid of my battery thread"  Glenn had to step in and tongue lash everyone.  Cats and Dogs are sleeping together.  Terry (OZ) is slamming all of us that have K8's.  Some guy is DATING his CB550f (Topic: Need Help Dating my Honda CB550F Supersport .  Man (sorry) Honey you missed some new topics while you were gone " tires" "what oil to use" "where can I buy parts" they were page turners, I printed them out so I could pass them down to my kids.  We seem to have lost the chat room due to shyness, and Glenn was a little miffed when he found 2 pair of soiled boxers thrown in the corner of the chat room.  Lets not go there!  No sheep jokes for 2 months so I guess every man has one of his own now. Buffo started the name change fad you see going on.  I now give riding lessons to cows.  Well you will just have to read all the post to get the rest.

I missed your tumor Humor.   The other Terry
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These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2005, 11:19:55 PM »
Well, I'm so out of practice that my blog link is WRONG!

Here is the right one:

http://katrinapetrelief.blogspot.com/

I need to update it-we found 4 owners today! 

I'll catch up, but it will take a while, as I'm under a deadline for helping pets find their owners - yes the shelters work in a "alternate universe" - they tell the animals:  "Your found - it's your owners that are LOST!"

I've got a million projects to catch up on and my house looks like a Hurricane hit it!  But my soul is filled with happiness.

Good to be back!

Linda
PS-who is this guy DATING his BIKE???? - Is he from the Nederlands - they've got some kind of "tri-fecta" marriage going there - 2 girls and a guy-what if this guy dating his bike wants to MARRY IT???

What IS this world going to?

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2005, 08:29:39 AM »
Um who said we were grown men?? Are you sure you came to the right place?? Whats this about soiled boxers???

Offline Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8"

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2005, 10:50:24 AM »
I was only in the chat room 3 times.  It was very dark and smokey and one time some one touched my ass.  You can get the picture now.
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2005, 02:37:05 PM »
I was only in the chat room 3 times.  It was very dark and smokey and one time some one touched my ass.  You can get the picture now.

   If it was dark and smokey the Mr. Lucas was probably there. As for your ass...you should know better than to bring a farm animal to a place like that. ;D

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2005, 12:20:11 AM »
Aaahhh - Joe Lucas the Prince of Darkness, knew him well.
Did you know that Lucas knew nothing about electricity?
His alternators or generators are really smoke machines and the wiring is really hollow conduit.
That's why smoke comes out of some wiring - there's a hole in it.
Take this as gospel from someone who still rides a smoke powered British bike.
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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2005, 01:25:17 AM »
Linda, you think Tony B Liar is a Hotty!!! Would you still think that if your pension had gone up by 30% while taxes have gone up by 120%

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2005, 01:45:23 AM »
I am bereft.
In the humour forum someone has actually found the old Lucas gag we were told eons ago.

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2005, 09:24:36 PM »
On smoke filled wiring?? Ever noticed that if it is DC the smoke goes straight up and AC makes a nice spiral?

Electronics School joke.

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2005, 08:57:11 PM »
The Lucas electronics in my MG Midget only smoked and sparked when going over bumps.

Never had any problems w/ the electrics in the 1971 Triumph 650 though.

Wonder why.
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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2005, 10:36:40 PM »
two words on British wiring....

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Re: new way to wear a helmet?
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2005, 11:53:22 PM »
I once tried to inject smoke back into an electronic device to restore operation. 'Twas then I learned that only the original factory smoke makes them work.  That stuff from the barbeque or cancer sticks just doesn't have the right stuff...
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