« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: So you think you're a man?  (Read 1085 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline tsflstb

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 918
So you think you're a man?
« on: April 13, 2007, 07:28:33 AM »
10 days after having his little finger AMPUTATED...Troy Bayliss is the fastest Superbike qualifier at Valencia.  I skinned my knee playing softball and didn't ride for 2 weeks. 

Sometimes you can feel the Earth's orbit shift because of the size of his balls.  Whatever he makes, they should double it.

1 Troy Bayliss Ducati Xerox Team Ducati 999 R 1:34.599
2 Ruben Xaus Team Sterilgarda Ducati 999 R 1:35.023
3 James Toseland Hannspree Ten Kate Honda Team Honda CBR 1000RR 1:35.147
4 Noriyuki Haga Yamaha Motor Italia Yamaha YZF R1 1:35.440
5 Max Biaggi Team Alstare Suzuki Corona Extra Suzuki GSX-R 1000 K7 1:35.453
6 Troy Corser Yamaha Motor Italia Yamaha YZF R1 1:35.483
7 Lorenzo Lanzi Ducati Xerox Team Ducati 999 R 1:35.709
8 Max Neukirchner Suzuki Germany Suzuki GSX-R 1000 K6 1:35.767
9 Fonsi Nieto Kawasaki PSG-1 Corse Kawasaki ZX 10R 1:35.804
10 Karl Muggeridge Alto Evolution Honda Honda CBR 1000RR 1:35.814
11 Joshua Brookes Alto Evolution Honda Honda CBR 1000RR 1:35.856
12 Yukio Kagayama Team Alstare Suzuki Corona Extra Suzuki GSX-R 1000 K7 1:36.012
13 Giovanni Bussei  Ducati 999 1:36.016
14 C. Morales  Yamaha YZF-R1 1:36.032
15 Michel Fabrizio D.F.X. Treme Honda CBR 1000RR 1:36.094

Logged

Offline Rushoid

  • Shameless
  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,260
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 07:34:36 AM »
He's the fastest because he's one little finger lighter than the other guys now. Is that cheating?  ;D
Logged
Go Cards!! Go Colts!! Go Bucks!!

SOHC/4 Member #3452

Offline xtalon

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 773
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Rushoid on April 13, 2007, 07:34:36 AM
He's the fastest because he's one little finger lighter than the other guys now. Is that cheating?  ;D

No, I think the FIM ruled that the swelling in his scrotum (from the same crash) offsets the weight saved from the loss of the digit.  GAME ON!   ;D

--xTalon
Logged
1976 Honda CB750K
2006 Yamaha R6v
2009 Ducati SportsClassic Bi-posto

Offline Gordon

  • Global Moderator
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,114
  • 750K1, 550K2
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 08:05:53 AM »
Who needs a pinky anyway? ;D
Logged

Offline siter81

  • vintage bike junkie!
  • Hot Shot
  • ***
  • Posts: 448
  • TOO MANY BIKES? NEVER
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 02:51:01 PM »
I believe the middle finger is the most usefull of all the digits?





Siter81     8) 8)





Logged
61 BMW R27 70 BMW R75/5  75 RD350
71 SUZUKI T500
75 CB750K5  Weisco 836, WEB CAM.DYNA IGN,KERKER,K&N,TAYLOR,GALFER,AGM ETC. 
 01 HONDA VC11000C3 AERO.
74&75 DUCATI 860 GT'S

Offline 74cb750

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,419
    • old japanese parts and bikes
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 04:20:30 PM »
OH Oh, someone is going to have difficulties drinking from
those demi-tause cups. ???
Logged
Laugh at least once a day.
Life  $ucks, then you die.
You are entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts.
God forces us to live with  non-believers to test our resolve.

Offline Gordon

  • Global Moderator
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,114
  • 750K1, 550K2
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 04:22:05 PM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on April 13, 2007, 04:20:30 PM
OH Oh, someone is going to have difficulties drinking from
those demi-tause cups. ???

I didn't think about that!  His balance is going to be completely off! :o

No more espressos for Troy. :'( :'(
Logged

Offline mrbreeze

  • Not your average
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 5,902
  • Shut up when you're talkin' to me!!
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 06:59:03 PM »
Got me thinkin' there sitter.........I think I would rather have my trigger finger than my bird. It would really suck to lose any of them though.
Logged
MEMBER # 257
Fool me once..shame on you. Fool me twice..I'm kickin' your a$$......

Offline oldbiker

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,101
  • I HATE RAIN
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 01:35:14 AM »
Yes, I think I'm a man.  At least I was the last time I looked.
Logged

Offline Uncle Ernie

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,613
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2007, 09:29:40 AM »
...and I trust you can check by looking down instead of needing a mirror.
Logged
Dude- your 8 layers are showing!

Offline oldbiker

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,101
  • I HATE RAIN
Re: So you think you're a man?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 01:09:03 AM »
My magnifying spectacles are all I need ::)
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »