Topic: in line at walmart

[gregwaits]

A man is in line at Walmart holding a bag of dog food when a lady behind him asked:

"Do you have a dog?"

Annoyed by the stupid question, he replied:

"No, actually this if for me. You see, it is part of a terrific weight loss diet program I am on. I used to weigh 100 pounds more than I do now. I stopped the diet for a while I was in the hospital with a broken hip."

"Ohh, did you get too thin? asked the lady.

"No, one day I was crossing the street and when I stopped to lick my balls, a truck hit me"

[DammitDan]

Ho Hum

http://www.sohc4.us/forums/index.php?topic=17163.0

http://www.sohc4.us/forums/index.php?topic=12213.0

Just a little bit of history repeating... 

[gregwaits]

Sorry! Its that old short term memory loss raising its ugly head again. I shouldn't have smoked so much grass in high school! 

[Roach Carver]

My dad started telling me that joke and I stopped him at " a man is standing in the check out line"

[Rsnip988]

I feel bad cutting people off when they are telling a joke i've heard before....   its like robbing them of the joy of sharing the funny


now on here I'll point out repeats because thats what i do