A priest, a minister and a rabbi discuss who's best at his vocation,
so each goes into the woods to find a bear and attempt to convert it.
Later they meet to tell their results to the others.
The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism
and sprinkled him with Holy water. Next week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by a stream" says the minister. "And preached to him God's Holy word.
The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney wrapped in a body cast.
"Looking back, says the rabbi, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
