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Offline nickjtc

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Brain cramps....
« on: March 18, 2007, 06:31:08 PM »
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Re: Brain cramps....
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2007, 07:28:04 PM »
Maybe they were all real nervous. ;D
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Re: Brain cramps....
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 01:27:09 AM »
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Al Gore, Vice President



and he was nominated for a nobel prize for "the inconvenient truth"  about being an environmentalist?

load of crap
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