1. Roll off centerstand
2. Back it out of the garage
3. Snick into first, grab clutch and roll 10 feet or so to unstick clutch plates
4. Back to neutral, kickstand down
5. CHECK GAS
Check oil while I'm at it
6. Key on petcock on
7. Choke it
8. Give it about 1/3rd throttle
9. Press starter button until she barks to life (about once over)
10. Choke to half, set throttle to 1800-2000 or so
11. Choke off
12. Do a walkaround, check lights, blinkers, chain, glance at carbs and drain tubes for gas leaks (hey, it happens) check tire pressure
13. Go put on gear
14. Go back out to bike because one cylinder finally decided to fire right and its now "idleing" at 3000RPM
15.
Finish putting on gear
16. Idle it down, hop on and ride away before SWMBO comes out to ask why you're not still working on the house
17. Smile wickedly, blast up through the gears and go find some corners
(and be glad you have a helmet on or they'd lock ya up for having a look like that on your face)