Come down to SE Louisiana... I have to clean my face shield when I get to work and when I get home. And since I work in a rural area I get every manner of flying insect pegging me in the head and chest, plus the pleasure of dodging raccoons, boar, snakes, crabs, turtles and alligators (I am so not kidding about this one, it scared the S#@! out of me.) crossing the road on my way to work at 5:30am. If all I had to deal with were Cicada, I would be a happy man.