The week before the couple's 25th anniversary, the wife announced to her husband:
"Next monday morning, I want to look out in the driveway and see something that takes me from 0 - 180 in mere seconds!"
The following monday, the wife expectantly looks out the window to the driveway. Instead of a car, she sees a gift wrapped box sitting in the driveway. She walks out and as she unwraps the package, she expects to find a car key.
Instead she finds new bathroom scales.
The police are still searching for the husband's body.
