Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The Boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like
this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can
go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be
at work soon.
You got nice house.