Well, I for one am not going to be a part of this conspiracy! I am going to vote for the... er... um... well, I mean... okay, I'll vote for the CB... Damn...
That's a hell of a tough choice, too. Can I vote four times? This is like one of those trick multiple choice questions where there is no wrong answer, but no matter which one you pick, you keep looking at the other three. ("I like A. NO, B! No, C. No, A. No D! C. A. B. E. D... Wait, there's an E? All of the above?!?!")