A (fill in your chosen religious zealot) was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England, to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the (fill in your chosen religious zealot) if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped and pillaged by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice!"
