I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a retirement home. You feel better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; and go collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get to go to college and high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Isn't that the scenario from one of the episodes of 'Red Dwarf'....
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