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Offline nickjtc

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10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« on: May 09, 2007, 08:21:42 AM »
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!
 
2. Yelling at me for barking..I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
 
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
 
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
 
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
 
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
 
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
 
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
 
9.Dog sweaters. Hello, haven't you noticed the fur?
 
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
 
Now lay off me on some of these things, we both know who's boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 09:46:44 AM »
#6 is great!   ;D
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 06:49:56 PM »
#10 comes under the category: Why?  Because I can.
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 07:38:52 AM »
#10 is true
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 10:03:37 AM »
# 10 raises the question; if you could do it, and you enjoyed doing it, would that make you gay?  ??? ::) :D
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 11:56:42 AM »
man your killin me
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »
Quote from: Rushoid on May 10, 2007, 10:03:37 AM
# 10 raises the question; if you could do it, and you enjoyed doing it, would that make you gay?  ??? ::) :D

No... Does masturbation make you gay? It IS a pecker in your hand...
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 03:08:27 AM »
my point exactly pinhead

like the old saying if i have sex with my close is it gay or masterbation?


(i think the latter would make you gay though)
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 07:43:59 PM »
It may not make you gay, but at least you're happy.
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 07:50:45 AM »
I thank God I can't lick myself.  I would have never gotten the motivation to get a job and move out of my parents house.  ;) :D
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 02:07:51 PM by cleveland »
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 01:42:10 PM »
Two guys are walking down a street when they notice a dog on someones lawn licking itself. One of the guys says "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy replies "Maybe you should pet him first."
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 03:20:52 PM »
i kept trying... but fell off the couch!!!!! 8) ::)



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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:00:28 PM »
Quote from: Slapguts on May 12, 2007, 01:42:10 PM
Two guys are walking down a street when they notice a dog on someones lawn licking itself. One of the guys says "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy replies "Maybe you should pet him first."

OMGLOLHAXORZ
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 01:07:21 PM »
BAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha etc etc ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2007, 08:34:40 AM »
Another answer for #10...."Because I cant make a fist"   ::)
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Re: 10 peeves dogs have about humans..
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2007, 07:13:39 PM »
Enough..........enough :D :D :D ;D
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