An old priest was lying dying in a Washington DC hospital. For years he has faithfully served the people of the USA's Capital. He motions for his nurse to come near and says " I'd like to see George bush Snr and Junior before i die"
Off goes the nurse and passes on the request to the white house getting a response that the Bushes are on the way.
When they get there they sit one on each side of the dying mans bed and a look of serenity appears on the old priests face.
Finally Jnr breaks the silence and asks "Father of all the people you could have asked to see at the end why us?"
The priest replies "I've always tried to model my life after our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ"
"Amen" say the Bush boys in unison
The priest continues " He died between two lying thieves, and I would like to do the same"
