A man is seated alone at the bar and a lady sits down next to him. Seeing that the man seems to be a little down, she is overcome with passion for him.
"Sir, you seem so sad. I usually don't do this sort of thing, but something has come over me! I will anything you ask, as long as you can say it in three words"
The man perks up, leans over to the attractive woman and whispers into her ear:
"Powdercoat my frame"
