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Offline Bob Wessner

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Lawyer Joke
« on: June 13, 2007, 07:47:21 AM »
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.

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Re: Lawyer Joke
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 09:31:48 PM »
Aaah the naivete of children!
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Re: Lawyer Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2007, 02:21:34 AM »
A guy pulls up at his local pub. His car is covered in branches, leaves, mud, blood and guts in the radiator grill and tufts of hair stuck in the wiper blades.

His mate is standing on the footpath and says, "Bloody hell, what happend to you?"

"Jeez", he replies, "I've just run over a lawyer"

"Yeah?" says the mate,

"Yeah, he wouldn't stop running and I had to chase him through the park"
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Re: Lawyer Joke
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2007, 04:52:11 AM »


Q:  What does a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?  ???



A:  They both have a one in ten thousand chance of becoming a human being.   :o
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